UPDATE: The quoted article contained a typo. The increased alimony was only a 31% increase ($1,100 to $1,441) and not a 1200% increase.

When judges award women huge divorce settlements and state that it's in the "best interest of the child", they're not talking about the ACTUAL child, but the overgrown child that is the average woman.

Surrey couple's divorce payments raised after 15 years
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-38891663

TL;DR - Judge Confirms the Pussy Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsqped9Suw

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